JOKES - Typical Malaysian

What Makes A Malaysian A Malaysian?




1. A typical young Malaysian can name all the players from a top
English Premier League club, but ask him to name one football player
from Malaysia, he cannot!


2. When StreamyX come, you complain StreamyX too slow. When Maxis
 Broadband come, you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. When
 WiMax come, you complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, you say
StreamyX still the best lah.



 3. When highway toll price increase, you complain. When petrol price
 increase, you complain. When you go Starbucks buy RM10 coffee, NO
COMPLAINTS.



 4. When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have to walk
 very far, you complain. When you go inside the shopping mall and
there's SALE, run from one end of 1Utama to the other, that one NO
COMPLAINT.



5. You are always late. And the excuse you give when you're late is
 always
 either: (a) traffic jam (b) no transport or © cannot find parking.



6. You have a parent who forces you to take science stream in high
school, study engineering in Uni, then when you graduate, they ask you
to forget everything you learnt in Uni and do commerce.....



7. You know someone who can specially develop an angmoh accent when
speaking to an American / British / Australian.



8. You complain against the government in kopitiam, you talk loud
loud.
Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you also talk loud loud. Attend
ceremah by DAP, you shout loud loud. Then when Opposition organise a
protest and ask you to go, you dun wan. Scared later kena tangkap by
ISA.



9. Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people below
queuing up last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB.



10. When you pay RM10 for something that costs RM1, you blame the
Chinese.



11. When a government service is too slow, you blame the Malays.


12. When a building is not good and collapsed, you blame the

Indians....



13. When an angmoh stranger kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you

 very happy. When a Malaysian guy kisses you on the cheek to say hello,

you slap him in face.