Jokes - A Daddy's Phone Call

A Daddy's Phone Call






**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**





**'Hello?'**





**'Hi honey.**

**This is Daddy.**

**Is Mommy near the phone?'**











**'No, Daddy.**

**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**







**After a brief pause,**







**Daddy says,**

**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**







**'Oh yes I do, he comes when you are not home and **

** Mommy told me to call him Uncle Paul **

**and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy,**

**Right now..'**







Brief Pause..







**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**

**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**

**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**

**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway..'**







**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**







**A few minutes later**

**The little girl comes back to the phone.**







**'I did it, Daddy.'**









**'And what happened, honey?' **









**'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on **

** and ran around screaming.**







**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**

**And now she isn't moving at all!'**







**'Oh my God!!! What about the Uncle Paul?'**









**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**













**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**

**And dived into the swimming pool.**

**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**

**Last week to clean the pool.**







**He hit the bottom of the pool with a big splat... and I think he's dead.'**







****Long Pause*****





















*****Longer Pause*****





















*****Even Longer Pause*****



















**Then Daddy says,**



















**'Swimming pool? ...........**



















**Is this 486-5731?'*







**No, I think you have the wrong number........*