As soon as Bill Gate passed away,his soul transported to a junction between Hell and Heaven..in utter confusion he heard God's voice
God : Bill Gates, your Microsoft product has brought many good things to humankind but also evil things. As that happens I gave you chance to choose whether to go to Heaven or the Hell
Bill Gates: Wow, I can choose? can i have a preview?
So God, with His mighty power show him what heavens like..
Bill Gates : God, it is so lame, all i can see is that a woman and man wearing white clothes and a white background, please..show me Hell!!!
So God, give him preview on what hell looks like. To Bill surprises, he can see a dozens of beautiful skimpy clad bikini chicks on the beach,with a beautiful sea shore and blue oceans...
Without hesitations, He want God to sent him straight to Hell...
Reappearing in Hell, He gets a shocked for all eternity when he saw flames everywhere and souls get tormented
Bill Gates : God,what happen to all the skimpy bikini chicks and the blue ocean?
God: Oh sorry, i left the screen saver open...
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