JOKES - Choosing Priest

Twelve Italian priests were about to be ordained. The final test was
for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a
sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie, and they were told
that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not
be ordained because it would be a sign that he had not reached a state
of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate with no reaction.
She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests
until she got to the final priest, Carlos. Poor Carlos! As she danced,
his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off his weenie, clattered
across the ground, and came to rest in nearby foliage.
Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest.
He bent over to pick it up...........................
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.......and all the other bells started to ring.