A soldier ran up to a nun.
Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt?… I’ll explain later!!”
The nun agreed.
A moment later, two Military Police ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?”
The nun replied, “He went that way!!”
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, “I can’t thank you enough, Sister! You see, I don’t want to go to Iraq .”
The nun said, “I understand completely.”
The soldier added, “I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”
The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls!!…..I don’t want to go to Iraq either!”
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